UberToastMan666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Firing Day]

fun fun fun

plenty addictive, funny as hell, and the right amount of challenge. nice art, fun music, everything went nice and smoothly. very nice work here. you should be on the front page.

[zombie attack (fortunacu)]

1791515

that was my score. how i got something that high without trying, i'll never know. there is no clallange, the controlly are clunky, and upgrades dont last nearly as long as they probably should. as Vaslok said, there is no incentive to keep playing because there really are no rewards for the endless waves of boring. who green-lighted the idea to put this on the front page? the music was awesome, and the theories of the mechanics for the game are unique. just a poor execution.

[ImmorTall]

womderful

i just recently watched E.T. again, so this....very powerful here. as someeone else said, i thought i was supposed to eat people or something. and programming most certianly is an art form. you have a masterpiece here. i hope to see more of its kind.

[Theia]

the fuck....

why do i move so damn slow? wtf...i mean, when travling vertically....horizontil, it aint that bad, but...damn. i like the art and the music, the concept is nice, but. too slow.

[Starmageddon]

havent i played this before?

it's a clone. but, a very good one. challenging, good music, myriad of enemies, and lots of fun colors.

my qualms are as follows:
1. it didnt have as much uniqueness as i would like. often, i caught myself thinking i was playing a different game this reminded me of.

2. in the later levels, everything got really hectic. sure, it's part of the challenge, but "bullets" were flying everywhere, and i could scarcely move without getting hit.

3. the magnet wasnt strong enough. lot's of the coins and bonuses fell off screen before i could get to them.

otherwise, very well done. lvl 11 boss was my favorite. very aesthetically pleasing. ^_^

[RetroShoot360]

pretty fun.

liked it, but there is room for improvement. like others have said, the "moving where you are shooting" pins you down, and power-ups are too few and far between. it might just be me, but i felt like cursor, or ship or w/e, sped up and slowed down at awkward times. sure, it could be helpful, but i often found i wasnt going fast enough to get out of a pinned position.

i liked the art, the variety of enemies (aside from wave 12...wtf? i found no strategy to win that wave), and the music worked well with the premise. lets just tone down on the difficulty in areas where the weapons make you feel like you're just throwing dead leaves at your foes.

[Punk-o-matic 2]

uummm....wow

loved the first one, and the ideas here...would be awesome, but it's waaaayyyy too involved. too many options and sub-options and everything. could be much, much simpler. also, kinda rly laggy, tho it's probably mostly my computer and not the game. good animation, background music is awesome, it's just too complicated, too involved.

[Scribbland]

neat idea

fun, addicting, and challenging. definitely not an idea I've seen before. music was pretty good, but i disliked how it was just black and white. add some color!

personally, i just get too frustrated with some things like this, but it was a fun few minutes while i was playing. nicely done.

[Parkour Parkour Brooklyn]

good idea

poor execution. not too fond of the point and click here. i would rather be able to move on my own and maybe have some on screen prompts mixed in for special maneuvers. even if you keep it point and click, it's too choppy. with the prompts, it pauses the music, and it makes for a laggy feel. im not too fond of the music either, it doesnt really feel right.

[Dragon Boy]

could have been better.

no save system, first of all. wtf man? cant have a game as long as this with no save!!!! the merchant raped you mush like Wirt did, making you pay just to look at his items. (i assume you know who Wirt is on account of the sounds you "borrowed" from Diablo II). exp gain isnt balanced, items in the store cost too much (again, much like Wirt).

so, save system, increase drop rates, lower shop prices, and forget the fee to view wares, etc. etc. if you're makin another one, please fix those things...